Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Metaphysical pre-k

Emma: my friends keep saying aliens aren't real but I believe in them.
Me: well that's one of those things they can't prove one way or another.   I mean,  they haven't been everywhere in the universe,  have they?
Emma: exactly! What if I told them God isn't real.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Hiccups

Me: ow. My hiccups hurt
Mommy: you have to scare daddy
The kid(whispering in my ear): daddy... you're going to be a grandpa.

Kid: 1, Hiccups: 0