My kid thinks I'm an idiot

"Daddy, you remind me of when I couldn't read."

Completely inappropriate

Emma:  "wiener wiener, I'm not talking about penis, I'm talking about hot dogs, wiener wiener."

Metaphysical Juice Box

Emma: *coughcoughsputtercough*

Me: honey, are you okay? Did it go down the wrong way?

Emma: no, it went down my...soul